"The young man has so much courage. I look for him to earn his first Gold Glove and another All Star appearance now that he is healthy."
[NO QUESTION STEVE, HIS GAUDY .256 AVERAGE AND 11 RBI PUTS HIM RIGHT THERE WITH AROD AND LANGORIA AS THE LEAGUE'S MOST FEARED SLUGGING THIRD BAGGERS.]
"He had 20 errors last year but sometimes that is a deceiving stat."
[WHAT THE HELL IS SO DECEIVING ABOUT 20 ERRORS? HE THREW 20 BALLS OVER CABRERA'S HEAD. HOW DOES THAT RANK WITH COPPERFIELD MAKING THE GRAND CANYON DISAPPEAR?]
"I think that just shows that he tries so hard some times to make a play. I gotta tell you, that's the type of guy I want to play with."
[EXCEPT WHEN HE COMES UP WITH MEN IN SCORING POSITION PHILLIPS. DO SOME RESEARCH. NEXT, YOU'LL BE TALKING ABOUT BONDERMAN'S UNCANNY ABILITY TO START GAMES STRONG.]
I want Inge's publicist.
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